Short form for business podcasts

Your last episode
is thirty posts
you never made.

Thirty clips a month, each with its own hook, captions and platform descriptions. Back in 48 hours.

See the work
48hrOr the month is free
30Clips, fully written up
1Link is the whole brief

An episode reaches the people who already found you. Clips reach the ones who haven't.

Your feed is a destination — someone has to know your name to get there. Short form goes out and finds people mid-scroll who never have. Same recording, two entirely different jobs.

The work

Watch the source. Then judge the cut.

Every sample links to the full episode it came from. Sixty-odd minutes went in; this is the minute I chose. That decision is the whole job, and you can check my work.

What you get

You send a link. You do nothing else.

Not project files. Not a folder of raw exports you still have to caption and title. Thirty posts that are finished, in the sense that the next action is uploading them.

62:14

One episode

Thirty finished posts

Inside every clip

  • Rendered and ready. 9:16, 45–60 seconds, full quality export. Nothing to open, nothing to finish.
  • Chosen, not detected. I watch the episode and pick the moment that survives without the conversation around it.
  • Captions that read at arm's length. Timed to speech, sized for a phone held low, in your colours.
  • Its own written hook. Thirty hooks, not one line reused thirty times.
  • Four descriptions per clip. Shorts, TikTok, Reels and LinkedIn each want something different. All four written.

And with every batch

A numbered clip sheetEach clip with its timestamp and hook, so notes come back as "clip 7" not "the punchy one".
A posting orderWhich goes first and what follows, so nobody has to decide on a Monday morning.
Named and filedOne folder, consistent names. Hand it to whoever schedules and they need no instructions.

How it works

01Send a linkOne episode URL. That's the brief.
02Clips come backWithin 48 hours, written up and filed.
03You postNothing left to decide. No contract.

If I'm ever late, that month is free.

The date is set when you send the episode, not by me afterwards. Not a discount or a credit — the whole month.

Pricing

Two sizes. Nothing hidden.

Hooks, captions, descriptions, clip sheet and posting order are in both. The only difference is how many clips land each month.

Starter
$420 /month
20 clips
  • Around five posts a week
  • Suits shows publishing twice a month
  • Everything written and filed
Enough to post daily
Full
$550 /month
30 clips
  • One a day with room to spare
  • Suits weekly shows
  • Everything written and filed

Need a different number?

Anything from twenty to sixty clips a month.

clips / month $825

Start

Which package?
No card details on this site

Built for
  • Interview and business shows
  • Episodes over twenty minutes
  • Publishing twice a month or more
  • Shows selling something
Not built for
  • Audio only, no camera
  • Dormant or one-off shows
  • Scripted monologue formats
  • Anyone wanting to approve every cut

About

There is no team. That's the point.

One person watches your episode and decides which sixty seconds are worth pulling. Not a queue, not a rotating bench of juniors, not software picking by volume spikes. The same person every month, which is why the batches get better instead of staying the same.

I work seven days a week and take on a small number of shows. Both of those are why I can put a delivery date in writing and stand behind it.

Taking on new shows this month

Questions

Are you using AI to make these?

I use standard editing software. The part that takes judgment is choosing which moment holds up without the conversation around it — that's the work, and it isn't automatable.

What if you disappear?

A fair thing to ask a stranger. You pay a month at a time with nothing locked in, and if I miss a delivery date that month costs you nothing. Leaving is one email.

What do you need from me?

An episode link and your brand colours, once. After that nothing — a new episode goes up, clips come back. No briefs, no calls, no approval rounds unless you want them.

How many revisions?

One round on up to five clips, within five days. Every clip arrives numbered with its timestamp, so notes take about two minutes to write.

How do I pay?

Payoneer or Wise. First month up front, then monthly. Invoice comes before anything starts.

Where are you based?

Pakistan. I work seven days a week, so an episode published on a Friday night is usually cut before your Monday.

Not ready to order?

Tell me about your show and I'll say honestly whether short form is worth your time. Some months I cut a sample batch for a show I think will do well — sometimes that's yours, sometimes it isn't.

usman@podsplicer.com